Is it time you bought a drone? Paving the way for family fun

By Roy Knox

The Federal Aviation Administration has selected six sites to test and help map out the best way to incorporate these unmanned aircrafts in the busy U.S. skies. This is according to an article posted on the CNN website (so the whole thing might be a lie).
This is primarily for commercial usage at a later date, but that just means private ownership is just around the corner. I can hear the commercials now: “Be the first on your block to own a drone; it has thousands of uses.”
No longer will you have to drive by Sally`s house to find out if she is having a dinner party that you weren`t invited to. And if you act now, for an additional $2 million your drone can be retro fitted with light armament so you can destroy Sally`s car for the egregious social blunder she has made.
I predict once the numbers grow, television and social media will be all but dead. Real-time ability to snoop and spy on your friends and enemies will take up all of your time.
With just a monitor, a drone, and a joystick your family will have countless hours of fun and payback. Yes, it will be expensive, but with all that money you are saving with the “Affordable Care Act” it shouldn`t be a problem to swing.
You know, we are all concerned about personal safety and a drone is the perfect tool. Type in property coordinates and anything that enters your space without authorization can be blasted to bits.
This probably will require the installation of tracking chips in all humans and pets so there isn`t an accident, the government can always be trusted with your personal information. Can you say multi-purpose?
 To all of you hunters out there, wouldn`t it be super to hunt from the comfort of your own game room? No need to get up early, just buzz around until you find the animal you want to harvest. With a thermograph (inferred) camera upgrade no living, warm blooded animal is out of your reach.

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