A radical idea for radical times

Now that Donald Trump is all but certain to be the Republican nominee for president it is time to nd a running mate. Of course Trump is putting out feelers, but the front runners are afraid of stepping on the “elite Republicans” toes at this time, it will change later. Why not look at the conservative Democrats? Senator Claire McCaskill of Missouri has conservative views and is in favor of the Keystone pipeline project. Senator Heidi Heitkamp of North Dakota is NRA (National Ri e Association) friendly and has no fear in bucking her party’s political position. Senator Joe Donnelly owes his seat in Congress to the Republicans. (I gathered all this information from the Internet so it must be true). Now, I`m leaning towards Claire McCaskill; she appeases the women voters, the independents can see Trump will choose the best person , not just the best person in his party, and I like the name Claire. You and I both know we have voted for people for stranger reasons. Heidi Heitkamp is probably a wonderful person, but that name makes me think of a German Ma a member and she looks like a big truck mechanic. • Johnny Depp claims if Trump is elected president, he will be the last president and life as we know it will end. Depp sounds as if he is from England, but actually he is from Kentucky. I thought people from Kentucky were experts in “Mountain Dew” and meth. Yes, they can play basketball. I think they oss their teeth with onefourth inch rope.

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